There are various ways to prevent masturbation. For example, when I get sinful urges I just think about my annoying neighbor Mrs. Johnson. That usually fixes the sinful urges for weeks.
I always use the following Biblical advice for chronic masturbators who fail to get rid of their filthy habbit:
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You are an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the firethat never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.
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I am certain I have saved a lot of souls with that advice.