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  • #61
    Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

    Indeed. The loss of my grandchildren is much worse than the supposed "Holocaust", however, since there is a strong chance they would have gone onto accept Jesus and glorify Him, unlike the Christ-killing Jews.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #62
      Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

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      • #63
        Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

        To be honest, I've never thought of masturbation as murder before. Keep in mind I would never stoop so low as to do the despicable act, but it never crossed my mind before. You kind lot have opened up my eyes to see the murder that it truly is.

        I'm so sorry for your loss.

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        • #64
          Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

          How many of those sperms would have actually became living things? 6/150,000 so in reality is it really that sad.
          Exodus 22:18
          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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          • #65
            Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

            Originally posted by FeministSocialistSlut View Post
            How many of those sperms would have actually became living things? 6/150,000 so in reality is it really that sad.
            It could have been the next Godly Kirk Cameron.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #66
              Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

              Did the cream pie that I sent you make it OK? I helped Widow Helen make it for you, not because I'm much on doing women's work, but because I thought it would be more meaningful if I put some of myself into it rather than just telling Widow Helen to give you pie.
              We froze it and put it in a cooler, then sent it FedEx, so it should still be cold.
              I swear I might have gone into cardiac arrest from how hard I just laughed right now!
              good stuff right there, thank you Rev.

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              • #67
                Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                Originally posted by BWells91 View Post
                I swear I might have gone into cardiac arrest from how hard I just laughed right now!
                good stuff right there, thank you Rev.
                A man helping in the kitchen is hardly funny.



                You were asked to make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. I must've missed it.

                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • #68
                  Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                  It's sad when young people go astray. They need to develop themselves into upright young men, as sturdy as a shaft. And once they achieve that posture, they need to polish themselves into strong, bright shining young men. Well, here..... I'll let Dr. Jack Schaap of First Baptist Church of Hammond, Indiana describe it, as he did to the young boys and teenagers watching at a youth retreat when this video was made....

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                  • #69
                    Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                    I know I'm new here but I think you may have been a bit hard on your son. Please hear me out. "Spilling one's seed", on the surface, may look like a sin. I'll give you that...HOWEVER, I have much experience in the subject and I have found that you can spill your seed IN the name of God. Yes, it's true. For example, there is a very very gay bath house right around the corner from where I park my trailer the things that go on there would shake your Christian foundation TO THE CORE. Sodomy, fellatio, and dance music. What i have done, brothers and sisters, is I haven taken the act of masturbation and turned it into a weapon of God. When that bath house closes at 2am, I sneak in their and I "spill my seed" into the un-pure waters, counter-acting the evil seeds that are swimming around that water, eventually making their way to the sewer system where who knows what happens then. By me, a God fearing Christian, mixing my seed with the evil seed...well...I can only begin to imagine what atrocities I may have prevented. Brother Jedediah, your son was BLESSED with this gift of spilling his seed. He must now learn to control it, to use his knowledge in warding off the evil sperm that has infected this great nation of ours. I will be more than happy to take him under my tutelage and show him the proper way to use this extraordinary gift God has given him. Please email me a picture of him to give me a better perspective of what we are dealing with.
                    Deuteronomy 23:1
                    Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                      Brother Jedediah,

                      After reading this tragic case i couldnt help but weep. I went to get a tissue to dry my eyes but seeing the wet tissue, it only made me think of all of those lost christian soldiers.

                      have you double checked to see his source of misguided inspiration?
                      I can totally understand in that time of confusion and dismay it might have been overlooked, but still needs to be on a checklist for others.

                      All seeds must be saved to produce future upstanding Baptists as the joos, panheads and darkies reproduce at a rate that will soon be to much for 1 church to handle.

                      i can send you a spare AR15 if you need?
                      i buy in bulk so its not an issue to help a fellow brother in his time of need.


                      heart felt sympathy from Australia
                      Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                        Originally posted by TheDevilsLeftBall View Post
                        How did Jedediah lose millions of grandchildren. He only lost one at the most as only one sperm would've gotten in. And what would Jedediah rather want, his son spilling his seed on the ground or his son knocking up a young teenager?
                        If he was married to the girl then yes by all means, but spilling seed is murder each sperm baby is precious life from GOD.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                          Originally posted by Repentant Heathen View Post
                          If he was married to the girl then yes by all means, but spilling seed is murder each sperm baby is precious life from GOD.

                          Spilling seed is murder whether you are married or not.

                          Genesis 38:6-10 (Wasted Sperm)

                          9 But Onan knew that the children would not belong to him, so when he had intercourse with his brother’s widow, he let the semen spill on the ground, so that there would be no children for his brother.
                          10 What he did displeased the LORD, and the LORD killed him also.*
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                          • #73
                            Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

                            I know this tragedy happened many years ago, yet I've been seeing more sperm baby funerals more and more...

                            I wanted to give a gentle reminder for the next one to not let your nigress cook listlessly mix up the specimens of the deceased in with the Ambrosia salad!

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                            • #74
                              Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

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                              Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
                              I know I'm new here but I think you may have been a bit hard on your son. Please hear me out. "Spilling one's seed", on the surface, may look like a sin. I'll give you that...HOWEVER, I have much experience in the subject and I have found that you can spill your seed IN the name of God. Yes, it's true. For example, there is a very very gay bath house right around the corner from where I park my trailer the things that go on there would shake your Christian foundation TO THE CORE. Sodomy, fellatio, and dance music. What i have done, brothers and sisters, is I haven taken the act of masturbation and turned it into a weapon of God. When that bath house closes at 2am, I sneak in their and I "spill my seed" into the un-pure waters, counter-acting the evil seeds that are swimming around that water, eventually making their way to the sewer system where who knows what happens then. By me, a God fearing Christian, mixing my seed with the evil seed...well...I can only begin to imagine what atrocities I may have prevented. Brother Jedediah, your son was BLESSED with this gift of spilling his seed. He must now learn to control it, to use his knowledge in warding off the evil sperm that has infected this great nation of ours. I will be more than happy to take him under my tutelage and show him the proper way to use this extraordinary gift God has given him. Please email me a picture of him to give me a better perspective of what we are dealing with.
                              what in God's beautiful, amazing creation even is this schlocky attempt to justify masturbation

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