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Default Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! - 04-10-2010, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Marcel View Post
I'm a teenager what they written in the bible I don't understand! It is to hard to understand what they are written in. They use to hard words that teenager never will know
If you do not understand a word of the Holy Bible, why do you object when grown-ups explain its meaning to you?

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And if you do something good for you and mastrubating and don't hurt you! Why will god don't like this?
Your body is a Temple in the Holy Ghost. Apparently God objects to the use of His Temple as a device to please yourself with. Why that is? I don't know. No one does. It's just a thing of Him. Don't ask questions, just obey.

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In the bible writen don't hurt you and something like this and when I mastrubating I'm not hurt me only do something good for me.
Could you please point out which nouns belong with which verbs, and point out the order in which they should be written? Or just reiterate your point in clear words (a point which I'm sure is blasphemous, but hey, let's give you the benefit of the doubt for now)? Thanks.

Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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