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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Senator (Quacking) Duckworth Has a Baby While in Office
When did our distinguished United States Senate Chambers become a place for changing diapers? Liberal Senator Duckworth has become the first U. S. Senator to give birth while in office.
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When I read that, I assumed there had been a miracle and a man had given birth!
I still can't get my head around women being senators - yes, yes, there is Clinton et al, who show some of the less pleasant instincts of women and therefore come to notoriety, but I would find it useful with these "unknowns" if there were a feminine term "Senatorette" or something like that.
I blame it on the Demoncrats: the present crop all resemble the same creature - a social worker with the body of a spider.
You see there's a trouble with women: Imagine you have a job to do, say, beating out a fire and you employ a man - obviously the man is going to do the job - a woman, on the other hand will, halfway through, suddenly demand three months off in preparation for having a baby and three months off after having the baby - by that time, the entire State's alight!
Another thing! When I voted my Senator into his post - I wanted someone who would represent me 24/7 - not someone who is there at their own convenience and sees this as a way of being paid for having some organic life form clinging to their breasts. (Mark my words: there'll be a mewling brat, belching, spewing and creating a stench in the house before long.)
And what about her brain - not that it matters much for Demoncrats - in pregnancy, a woman's brain shrinks - Now if you've not got much in the first place (and why else would anyone be a Demoncrat?) to lose a little is a bad thing - That woman got voted in by people who thought she was intelligent - She is less intelligent now - there should be a new vote, because that is not the woman who got voted in!
And she produced a baby! Not a son!
Surely the End of Days is nigh!