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Default Re: Manly Jokes - 08-25-2013, 02:47 AM

I have a friend who is tainted with Jew blood, though he is saved. Praise God!

He says he's just a little bit Jew. He just got the guilt and, of course, he doesn't pay retail.

Here is a manly joke, though it is a bit risque:

Man and wife, married for 30 years, sitting and having coffee on a beautiful morning.

She asks him if he would get married again if she died. He is shocked and says "Why do you have to bring something like that up?" and he won't talk about it at all. Later she asks again. Same response.

For days she brings it up and finally he "Yes, OK, if you die I'll get married again". Well, Ok, she says, would you sell the house? No, No, of course not, he says. Would you sell our bed? No, it's our bed, he says. Oh!, she said. Would she drive the car? I guess so, he says, sounding a little impatient. Well, would you let her use my golf clubs? No, no, of course not, he says........she's left handed.


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