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Default Re: Please Pray for CHRONIC MASTURBATORS - 03-17-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by HTannor View Post
Amen, Brother BAB.

Unlike you I did not undergo the snipperectomy, but resorted to a crash program that consisted of wearing boxing gloves and watching "The Sound of Music" for seven straight days.

To this day if I feel an urge arising, I need only think of Julie Andrews and Willy gets wee once again.

Rev. Rodimer told me he used an 8 x 10 glossy of Nancy Pelosi to achieve the same results.
Brother Tannor I do agree that just the thought of Julie Andrews will cause the shrinking of any Christians Willy, the aspect of using Nasty Nancy Pelosi's photo is a form of masochism, she is rather sadistic. Myself I have a life size painting of Jesus.
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