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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 07-01-2014, 08:49 PM

IM NOT A SOCCER FOLLOWER, IM JUST THE SAME WITH MOSTLY ANY KIND OF SPORT
#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
-Soccer it isnīt lying nor cheating, at least in the official tournaments, where cheating itsnīt alowed, and players... PLAYERS DONīT SPEAK, HOW THEY LIE

#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
-99% Want to be treated as professional players, for get money and sponsors, not to be prophets.

#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
-Sometimes accidents can happen, but itīs still a stupid statement

#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
-Well, can you be playing scoccer 90 minutes running and playing? they safe energy, itīs common sense.

#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
-God itīs everywere, and usually scoccer itīs played on the afternoon-night

#6 Soccer makes people gay!
-"Oh... Im playing soccer... and I have a sensation that Im starting to like boys... I like young strong boys in shots......" (COME ON!!!)

#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
-Your getting on wet area, those accidents happen because of humanīs fails. I donīt think God will kill people because they like soccer.

#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
"Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man."- hemmm, ok, so... yeah, killing sinners, burning women, etc. etc... no, thatīs not violence.

#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
-Thatīs your absolutely your point of view, not gods

#10 France is successful at soccer!
-...


Well, I donīt think God itīs offended at soccer, absolutely not.


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