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Originally Posted by Colin McGician
Claiming that performances of magicians are sinful makes as much sense as boycotting magic markers.
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Good work Colin you may yet prove yourself to be a worthy servant. Magic markers are and have been the favorite writing utensil of Satan since their invention. Did you know that, according to Wikipedia,
"Until the early 1990s the most common solvents that were used for the ink (in magic markers) were toluene and xylene. These two substances are both harmful and characterized by a very strong smell. Yes, there can be no doubt that the father of lies was trying his damnedest to get children hooked on huffing. This of course was very difficult to do because of the strong smell associated with the chemicals, but leave it to Lucifer to come up with an even more insidious idea. Once again from Wikipedia:
"Today, the ink is usually made on the basis of alcohols."
Yes, friends and neighbors, Crayola and the rest of the liberals in Big Stationary have made a deal with the dark one to introduce your children to alcohol. We all know about the dangers of magic, but did you also know that the Bible warns us about marking our bodies as well, Leviticus 19:28 . It's true! Take Care, Beware, Take Care!