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Originally Posted by Proud Faroese
Another thing you could do is to set them free in the local Chinatown!
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Actually, this may be a very serious subject. There is many issues with a Christian owning something as filthy and unGodly as a cat, and your Pastor should have explained all this to you.
Here are some FACTS about cats -
1. Cats can commune with evil spirits
Cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt for this very reason. Many people say cats can see ghosts, but very few actually know that these spirits can come into the cat, and converse with it, sometimes possessing the beast, and using it for unspeakable evils.
2. Cats steals babies / children's breaths
See FACT 1. It's a well known FACT that cats can come into a childs room while they are asleep, and steal their breath. But very few people realise why. The Demon / evil spirit that is inside these cats is actually trying to suck out part of your childs soul, so that your child is more succeptable to demonic possession.
3. Cats are used by witches as their familiars
Witches often use cats to commune with evil spirits (see FACT 1), in their dark magic rituals. Sometimes a witch will become part of that cat by placing part of her spirit inside the cat using a spell, and drinking the cats blood. Sometimes witches even breastfeed their cats, so the cat will think she is its mother, so that the bond is stronger between witch and familiar. Witches also use cats to spy on Christians, and to watch us while our guard is down.
There is only ONE way to deal with a cat. Forget what everyone else has said on this thread. Drowning? Please no. Can a witch drown? Unless you want your home infested with demons, do not try to drown a cat. A cat must be burned. You must also say prayers, and ask that God protects your home and your loved ones.
HERE is what you must do. (Note, you cannot drug the animal, it has to be conscious during the process to protect your family)
1. Secure the cat, making sure it does not scratch or bite you or any of your family (especially your children)
2. Cut off the cats ears, so witches cannot hear you.
3. Tear out the cats tongue, so witches cannot use it to curse or speak evils among your family.
4. Hack off the cats limbs, so that the spirit of the witch cannot walk among you.
5. Gouge out the cats eyes, so that witches cannot see among you.
6. Sew the eyes, mouth and ears closed of the animal, and be careful not to let it's blood get on you.
7. Burn the animal
8. Bury the carcass of the animal in a Church grounds, the marker must be a Christian cross, and you will need to pray over it and ask God to send the animal to the pits of Hell, and protect your family from the evils it has spread among you.
If anyone needs a full detailed account of the prayers required, and methods of restraining a cat during this process, please feel free to contact me. I am well-versed in dealing with these vile animals.
I hope this helps.