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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 01-24-2014, 06:30 PM

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Hi, for starters I would like to mention I never made it 1 minute into the video. I stopped somewhere around the Earth being 6,000 years old. To add some input on that I have a simple question, are you people stupid?
Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums. You'll note that unlike atheists, you'll find no one here bitter or insulting. We extend a warm welcome to you and your kind as long as you maintain a respectful dialog. To answer your question, no. No we are not stupid. We have among our number, some great theological and intellectual giants. I would encourage you to spend some time reading our science forum. If you do so with an open mind, you just might learn a thing or two.



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The Earth is obviously older and 6,000 years.
It's not obvious at all. You've simply been told that your mythology is true. You just so happen to be surrounded by a community that shares this belief. But don't take my word for it - learn for yourself. The truth is out there.

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I wasn't even aware this was up for debate until this moment. When I was a kid I watched some Veggy Tails movie about a fish slapping town and how God destroyed the town or something of the sort (this was a dictation from the Bible correct?). Why was it that God destroyed the town again? I feel it had something to do with people being hateful to each other.
I don't know. I don't watch "veggie tales" and don't allow my children to do so either. They are terribly liberal and promote vegetarianism. This cartoon is the Mother Jones of Biblical cartoons. Bibleman, on the other hand, is a fantastic source of knowledge in an entertaining media.



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Let me ask you another question while we're on the subject, when you depicted that you should beat your children and disown those who do not believe in the same thing as you, what were you smoking?
Nothing.

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I'm happy to be an Atheist just so I can say I am the complete opposite of you fools. If God existed why am I still here typing? Is it because I'll get what's coming to me when the time is right?
Yes.

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If God was the hateful man who damned everyone that did not respect his writing (may I add this writing was probably the discovery of psychedelic mushrooms) why is he taking my, for lack of a better word, shit?
You just answered this a moment ago. You'll get what's coming to you when the time is right.

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To answer some common questions before they might be asked. How did the universe come to existence? I do not know, but I am positive there is a scientific answer to the question that human knowledge has yet to achieve. How did we end up on this planet? I do not know either, I do not think Science will ever answer this question but I refuse to believe an invisible man in the sky poofed us here.
We did not ask you these questions and we are not the least bit interested in your opinion. This is not a debate forum, dear, but a church forum where God's Favorite People come to worship and share the Good News.

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Or am I utterly mistaken and currently speaking to a Satanic group of worshipers? O.o
No.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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