Brother Mr. Mayor:
I recall a former coworker talking about a revival her church had several years ago, when the evangelist invited to preach the revival was a kind of haggard looking single woman who did nothing but travel to various churches (mostly Pentecostal) and lead revivals and exorcisms and healings. She said that one very large woman went to the front of the church asking to be prayed for so she would lose weight.
The woman preacher laid hands on her and shouted out "See the fat melting off this woman! Watch as she becomes thin in Jesus Name! See the fat even now melting off of her!" Well, my coworker just looked and looked for the fat but in her estimation the woman was just as hefty as she was when she waddled up front. I had to laugh. God doesn't answer prayers of sinners. The woman shouldn't have been preaching, so God didn't hear her stupid prayers. And the woman should have just laid off the case of Twinkies she consumed daily - which also made her a sinner, so Jesus just slept right through that prayer, too.
Aren't non-Baptists and non-Christians funny?
ROFL SMH