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Default Re: Please pray for someone to rape my daughters - 10-28-2013, 04:58 AM

Look, Friend. I'm sorry, but but your daughters have an unfortunate reputation for passing around incurable STDs.

We recommend that you get a good bride price from some illiterate Muslim sand digger who has a lot of brothers and sisters. Maybe we could wipe hundreds of them out at once.

Please don't forget to tithe at least 20% of the bride price you get for the little tarts. Your son, who appears to be a faggit anyway, could be 'dressed up' and maybe slipped into the bunch.

Amen
Pastor Al


Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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