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Originally Posted by miyoyo
WHAT.
Is soccer satan's door to our world?
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Clearly. And every rational person knows that if the Europeans love to play it, it must be pretty gay. And now they are trying to pull Christian, White, Americans into the World Cup to celebrate this Satanic orgy.
We all know, thankfully, that God in ancient times set down the rules and game of American Football for our pleasure. Straight True Christian men ONLY play games like that, where we can demonstrate our manliness by wearing tight clothes, smacking each other on the butt, and tackling other men to the ground.