Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
05-12-2014, 01:31 AM
Like children, wives require a strong hand, paddle, riding crop, bullwhip, or cattle prod, and they require it often. Some of my CCD peers believe in using capsaicin cream to increase the burn from a paddling. I say why stop there? Police use pepper spray on minorities daily with little to no complications. So instead of smearing a dab of watered down cream on the missus' derriere, I douse her backside with a blast a bear spray before applying the old domestic discipline. Her demeanor has never been better!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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