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Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head
Actually the word Aardvark isint sexual in any way. Also Aardvark's are a nocturnal, burrowing, mammal that is native to Africa.
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Dear Chris,
We must assess the whole totality of the
aardvark (it is a Dutch name
"Earth swine" that is
by definition unclean; Leviticus 11:7). Furthermore, it has
a scientific name (which is also
suspicious; 1 Timothy 6:20):
Orycteropus afer.
Many names can contain
subliminal messages that are deciphered by our unconscious and can lead to
succumbing to sin,
crimes and
fornication. Let us assess this scientific name for that:
This is an invitation to
pyromania. It is also an invitation to
fornication, as
"burning" is one way of describing
fornicatory lust in the
Bible.
1 Corinthians 7:1
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
The mind of the sinner can turn
everything that is even mildly suspicious into
fantasies of reproductive or unnatural lust. It is much better to be careful than to mess around with things one has only a little understanding of.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
