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Originally Posted by bishop polisher
Greetings. Sorry I've been away. I was wrongly jailed for going to a wedding. I showed up as a guest at a wedding in the Hamptons. The event planner assumed I was a server and asked me where was my uniform. I told her I was a guest and showed her my invitation, however she got suspicious and called the cops just to check. THE COPS DIDNT CHECK my invite, they just saw me talkinf to people in the reception area and grabbed me and hauled me to jail. They didn't even check my ID for a week.
Finally after they asked the wedding couple about me the cops released me and told me all this could have been avoided if I just started serving people drinks and stop being uppity thinking I'm a regular guest.
LBC stand with me as we battle the racism I was made to suffer!!!
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So why didn't you serve drinks, boy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)