Re: Advice needed: Wife broke my hand and refuses to apologize! -
02-24-2016, 12:21 AM
I am most terribly sorry to hear of your injury, Brother. Presumably, it was your right hand (the strongest) that was affected. My advice is to give your wife two good smacks with your left hand to make up for the one better smack that she churlishly avoided. Then, as punishment for her sin, give her two or possibly three more good smacks up side the head. After the smacking, have her walk to the store to get more paper towels and then have her give the toilet a good cleaning. Once the toilets have been attended to properly, you may want to hit her with a stick or, if you are tired of smacking, a small pot of boiling water could be thrown on the offender.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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