Re: 10 Reasons why God hates France! -
10-09-2010, 01:36 PM
I find it interesting no one mentioned the real reason God (and everyone else but teenage mall sluts) hate france. The place is full of french people!
If they'd just deport those pencil thin mustached, black and white striped shirted, beret capped wearing mimes, I am sure something could be done with the real estate. Perhaps let Andorra take the place over.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 10-09-2010 at 08:07 PM.
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