[Hansen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I don't live in America, you moron. And at least America hasn't legalized marijuana like your idiot authorities have done.

Denmark hasent legalized dope,you even dont know what you are talking about, all the shit comes from your contry.

[The Almigthy Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Welcome Friend, we finally found an honest denmarkian. I knew there had to be at least one.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

There a lot of honest Danes..
But you dimb-witted Bible-reading, child-molesting, gun-shooting, cross-burning, Cuba-hating, Russia-competing Americans don't know shit from gold..
All the danes, who have written into this thread, has actually said the very same thing that, your "friend" did.. You hillbillies just weren't smart enough to get that

[Imdanish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Seriously... I fucking fell of my chair when i found out Chief Wiggum got a direct phone-line to the Interpol.
I put on my wizardrobe and tinfoil-hat! So now we did not only managed to piss of God, Jesus, Muhammed, Wiggum, the grumpy old moron, but we may very well add Interpol to the list. So what happens next Cletus?

[Healing the Bakas]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[C]http://www.ambprag.um.dk/NR/rdonlyres/8DF143A2-3B9E-4D7F-9503-7D3B0F444709/0/visit_denmark.jpg[/C]

If Jesus saw this, he would regret dying for Mankind.

1. Rape was invented by a horny old man, and existed way before Denmark even existed. The Danish word for Rape is VOLDTÆGT.

2. To understand the Climate Debate you'd have to be a Scientist who actually knows something. Which I assume none of you are.

3. He's not the stateminister anymore

4. Hans Christian Andersen's most popular Fairytale The Little Mermaid, is a story about the love of the human kind which God had created. She wished to have a soul of her own, and go to Heaven when she died. I like how you can relate such sad stories to Satan.

5. Because being creative and learning is Sinful. God wants you all to be idiots.

6. Pippi Longstocking is a story written by the Swedish author Astrid Lindgren.

7. American TV is just the same

8. Gay couples don't rape children.

You forgot to mention the United States of America.


I recommend this song:

God Thinks

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if He wants to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

[TheDane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Originally Posted by Brother Alex
I don't live in America, you moron. And at least America hasn't legalized marijuana like your idiot authorities have done.

Granted, we have idiot authorities in Denmark, but marijuana is not legal here. Freetown Christiania (Fristaden Christiania) do not consider themselves to be neither part of Denmark nor EU.

Beastiality is perfectly legal, though. If you ever feel like having some action with canary birds, Denmark is the place to go

[YouWish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

[/LIST]
First off: Wrong flag.
You've displayed the Finnish flag, when you were clearly trying to show the Danish.
Documentation:
Official site of Visit Denmark (the official Danish turist information website)
Official site of ThisIsFinland (the official Finnish turist information website)

1. Vi·king(vī'kĭng) n.

1. One of a seafaring Scandinavian people who raided the coasts of northern and western Europe from the eighth through the tenth century.
2. A Scandinavian.

[Old Norse vīkingr, perhaps from vīk, creek, inlet.] <-- note this line.

However, I'm not going to argue if they invented rape. They were apparently very skilled at it.

2. No objection.

3. The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.

Documentation:
The official website of the Danish Government

4. Interesting. No objection.

5. How about Barbie? Raggedy Ann & Andy? Tickle me Elmo?

6. Allow me to translate properly:
10:30 - The Debate
11:10 - The Golden Apples
11:30 - Before Noon with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - DR (Danish Radio - like the BBC in England) Update - News and Weather
12:10 - Horizon - The Battle for the Torch
12:35 - Reunion with Brutalis (a rhino in the Copenhagen Zoo)
12:55 - Friends on adventure
13:25 - Marked for life
13:50 - Super Neighbour
14:20 - Come again
14:50 - News in sign language
15:00 - DR Update - News and Weather


None of this is of course porn, bestiality or anything outrageous, but I won't bother finding documentation for every single programme.
Go explore www.DR.dk if you feel persistent.

7. The late Swedish author Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)

Documentation:
The official Astrid Lindgren website
Encyclopedia.com on the subject

8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.

Danish law:
Straffeparagraffen.
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder.


Translated:
Penal clause.
§216
Those who force sexual intercourse by violence or threat of violence will be punished for rape by imprisonment up to 8 years. With violence comparable provision in a state in which the person is unable to oppose the plot. Second paragraph: The penalty may increase to imprisonment for 12 years if the rape has had a particularly serious nature, or if there otherwise are particularly aggravating circumstances.





Documentation:
Official website for Danish law


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Not a very clever list. Typical American - do your research.

I am from Denmark myself.
I only got one thing to say. I agree with everything you just wrote.
Typical American stupidity to just randomly pick things and make it look bad.
So please.
Shut the **** up.

[Brother Helge]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark hasent legalized dope,you even dont know what you are talking about, all the shit comes from your contry.

Right...
Free heroin (paid for by the government) to the junkies...
Buy whatever drugs you want at Pusherstreet in Christiania while the police standing idle across the street...

[The Almigthy Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Right...
Free heroin (paid for by the government) to the junkies...
Buy whatever drugs you want at Pusherstreet in Christiania while the police standing idle across the street...

Wrong Mr.
The policed often makes drug-busts, and confiscate a lot of illegal drugs at Christiania... And when people leave that little place, and goes into Denmark, they will be arrested..
So get your facts straight, Jack

While we're at it, why not shower Columbia with Hell's fire, cause the government has allowed citizens to carry as much as 5 grams of Cocaine?

[Imdanish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Son, I am not a hick. Instead, I grew up just out side of NYC. I worked on Wall street for close to thirty years as a floor trader and am now semi-retired. What do you do?

Second Lieutenant SP Liep. I am a FAC officer of the Danish Armed Forces, served three tours of duty and doing my fourth in two months. So I am impressed that you worked the floor of Wall-street Hutchins, but I bet you never looked the people you offend in the eyes!

[saxxoo]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Right...
Free heroin (paid for by the government) to the junkies...
Buy whatever drugs you want at Pusherstreet in Christiania while the police standing idle across the street...

Someone should smite you back the place you came from... "Anstalten Kumla" a swedish high security prison and start making those shoes your town is so "popular" of making

[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Someone should smite you back the place you came from... "Anstalten Kumla" a swedish high security prison and start making those shoes your town is so "popular" of making

What are you talking about? I thought you demarkians wore wooden shoes.

[TheDane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What are you talking about? I thought you demarkians wore wooden shoes.

That's the Dutch

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I am from Denmark myself. I only got one thing to say. I agree with everything you just wrote.

I am glad to see there are smart Danish people who agree with everything I say!

[saxxoo]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

What are you talking about? I thought you demarkians wore wooden shoes.

What are you talking about?... don't think anyone is sure about that...



demarkians?

That's not a word in any dictionary

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Second Lieutenant SP Liep. I am a FAC officer of the Danish Armed Forces, served three tours of duty and doing my fourth in two months. So I am impressed that you worked the floor of Wall-street Hutchins, but I bet you never looked the people you offend in the eyes!

Friend, I am glad to heare you are a scat cleaner. Every force needs them, do not be ashamed.
I did not mention my old job to impress rather to inform. I was called a hick when in fact, I am far from it. You denmarkians are so shut off from the real world that much of what is happening you and your propaganda machine has to manufacture. You need to get FOX news to get the whole truth.
Well, foolish child, I offend no one. I and a True Christian(tm). When you make take offense to is in reality, honesty. Would you rather everyone lies to you like parents do to their children and their friends children "What a beautiful baby!".