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Originally Posted by Yeshua bar Yusuf
Pastor William,
I believe that God must have filled you with the Holy Spirit to inspire you with this idea.
A while back, I did some missionary work in Africa, and I picked up a little Jive (the native language of the Negro) while I was there. I'm looking forward to helping out with this project.
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I'm happy to continue working on it if you find yourself in need of further translations.
Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshua
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Friend, your Niglish is impeccable! Did you take lessons from Michelle Obama herself?
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Originally Posted by True Daughter of God
After commenting on Miss Sha-nay-nay 'shofondaquiesha post I felt truly inspired to try to help out on the Ebonics translation:
Leviticus 20:16
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:16
an' if yo beotch roll up unto any beast, an' get freaky wit it, you best pop a cap in da’ beotch, an' da' beast: Yo, you bettah kill dem sho 'nuff! Yo they blood best be all ov' tem punks. Tru dat!
-Always Yours In Christ.
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T-DOG, where did you learn to "throw down" like "dat"?
I am inspired to try this translation myself. I have encountered more than one Negro in my Truck Stop Ministry.
KJV John 3:16-20
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
Niglish:
16 Big Daddy G, bein warm fo' His niggaz' form, handed ovah Hiz Boyo, so only dems dat believes can get up in His Holy Crib, yo.
17 Cuz G didin' send His Boyo to da hood to bitch 'bout it, but to be savin' y'all like yo momma be savin' at Walmart!
18 Any you niggaz as don't believe in da Boyo is already goin' to Hell! Don' ya'll be cryin', you done chose to not believe so to Hell you be goin'!
Eh, I'm not good at this. T-DOG, can you give it a crack?