Dear Heavenly Father,
I come before you, your humble and lowly servant, to beseech you to smite T-Mobile with a huge swarm of AIDS infested locusts to descend upon and devour their transmitting equipment. Their horrid act of blocking your favorite site from their filthy network surely warrants this Holy action.
I pray also, loving Father, that the diseased locusts force and worm their way into the mouths, noses, ears and various other orifices of the employees of this company and deliver unto them your virus to punish the wicked.
In Jesus' Holy Name,
Amen.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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