I can't understand why America bothers with that God-forsaken hole. They should leave it to the savages. Hawaii is famous for only a few things.
The savages there murdered Captain James Cook (the Englishman who discovered the east coast of Australia) in 1779.
If the USA hadn't bothered with it, the Japs could have bombed Pearl Harbour all they wanted, and it wouldn't have drawn America into the war.
The native men are bears who wear flowers around their necks. Here's one in a toga costume: