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Default Re: Ohio Pastor's Message to Strippers Gives Christians a Bad Name - 08-13-2014, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
This is precisely why I lead a select few members of my Landover Baptist Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle into downtown Des Moines every Friday night. I fearlessly lead these young True Christian™ men into the belly of the beast; Tittie bars and stripper clubs not more than a few miles away from our Church!

We go into those dens of iniquity ready to do God's work with RODS OF IRON! When the girls ask us if we want a "private lap dance," we accept their offer and once we are alone, we waste no time in getting those naked girls down on their knees, mouth agape, ready to accept a load of Jesus! Oh, PRAISE GOD how they thank us for our group efforts! And what of it if it costs a few thousand dollars of your Love Offerings? WHAT OF IT? How can anyone put a price on the Salvation of these vile harlots?

I'm sure it must be difficult placing yourself, Pastor, in that environment with all those scantily-clad/nude women. However the sight of your nubile young men all EXCITED for the LORD must be truly uplifting!


Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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