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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This is precisely why I lead a select few members of my Landover Baptist Nubile Young Men's Prayer Circle into downtown Des Moines every Friday night. I fearlessly lead these young True Christian™ men into the belly of the beast; Tittie bars and stripper clubs not more than a few miles away from our Church!
We go into those dens of iniquity ready to do God's work with RODS OF IRON! When the girls ask us if we want a "private lap dance," we accept their offer and once we are alone, we waste no time in getting those naked girls down on their knees, mouth agape, ready to accept a load of Jesus! Oh, PRAISE GOD how they thank us for our group efforts! And what of it if it costs a few thousand dollars of your Love Offerings? WHAT OF IT? How can anyone put a price on the Salvation of these vile harlots?
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I'm sure it must be difficult placing yourself, Pastor, in that environment with all those scantily-clad/nude women. However the sight of your nubile young men all EXCITED for the LORD must be truly uplifting!