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Default Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts - 03-08-2014, 09:00 PM

Sisters in Christ:

Mother is once again making Bible covers to raise funds for missionaries assigned to Watts and other areas of our country where uppity nigras have neglected God by perpetuating violence and nonsense (Bronx, Camden, NJ, and the ABC network).

These lovely covers look like tapestries and can be customized to your liking. Among Mother's best sellers:

The Last Supper
The Circumcision of Jesus
The Descending Dove
Jesus Transfiguration into Heaven

Your favorite Bible verse
Your favorite sports team (Great gift for Dad) "God Bless the Blackhawks"

Portrait of Jesus
Portrait of your pastor
Portrait of your pastor and Jesus shaking hands
Portrait of you, your pastor, and Jesus in a 3-way (handshake)

The price varies, based on the difficulty of the work. Mother says a three way costs at least $100 but it is sure to make someone jealous! I am not certain we should encourage someone to commit the sin of jealousy, however. Please place orders no later than April 15 if you plan to give it as a Mother's Day gift, and no later than the 15th of May for Dad's special day. You will love the way your Bible looks!

And don't forget: Mother also knits scarves, hats, sweaters, ties, martial-arts belts, and baby blankets.

ALL sales go to save an unrepentant nigra or someone affected by his violent ways. GLORY!


1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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