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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
This map seems different from one I saw before. It primarily dealt with the United States, and there, smack dab in the heartland of God's favorite country, was a smidgeon of dark green, just outside Des Moines. Could it be there is an outlier in the Freehold area?
And is there any idea whom that might be?
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Brother Larry,
That is BAD NEWS. A green area just outside Freehold?! This would mean that the
big-tallywchakered homers are patrolling the Freehold borders in masses, probably to get in to
seduce the no-yet-repented youth. Freehold must be very
attractive to sodomites, as it is the one and only bastion of True Faith™ and less-than average sized male appendages.
Fortunately,
Jesus will protect Freehold. The sodomites shall not enter, nor will they ever see the inside of the
Mansion of Eternal Joys in
Heaven!
Revelation 21:27And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer