I thought I saw Brother Faith Machine so naturally I fired my trusty .950 JDJ at his head. Unfortunately it turned out to be a tourist who somehow got passed our gates. I am certain Jesus wanted him dead though otherwise the Holy Spirit wouldn't have guided me towards shooting him. No doubt he was a child rapist, or worse, an Obama voter.
In about an hour Brother Bob4God should arrive with the rocket launcher so we can start our hunting party. It might be advisable for most people to stay off the streets for the next few hours. In the meantime I will do some target practice on those annoyingly noisy dogs that suddenly arrived here.
Of course, Jesus is the ultimate American patriot: