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Originally Posted by Gholier Than Ho
And to prove my many pointed and non-dull points, I shall therefore misquote "Damn U. Holier" from: Neuteredsodomy 14:10 : "And whatsoever hath not Finns and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you...unless you may scale upon her crotch, for there the Finn femmes are duly improved one notch".
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You didn’t misquote any mortal being - that might be a paraphrase - but the Holy Bible which Christian Fundamentalists hold as inerrant - accurate and totally free of error.
Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Originally Posted by Gholier Than Ho
Repent!
Offer Tithes!
And in the Holy Land of Las Vegas, I shall one day have all of them spent!
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I can sense that you’re an entrepreneur cherishing free-market values in a genuine Conservative manner;
nothing wrong about that! Against your current sarcastic undertone I believe that you might even – if and when you’d grasp the Truth® - become a valuable member of the True Christian™ Public Impurity Monitoring Partnership.
But we do have an introduction forum for good reason. Common courtesy is appreciated around here.
YiC
D.U.H.