Re: URGENT funding need: Save James Hutchins' Truck Stop Ministry! -
02-03-2014, 10:37 AM
To all Church™ Members and True Brothers and Sisters in Christ™
Please be advised that Brother Faith Machine has "dropped off the grid" and is attempting to evade escort to a perfectly perfunctory tithing audit scheduled for this morning in the Church™ Offices.
The boys in the Department of Faith (DoF) has been alerted, but it is YOUR eyes and ears on the ground that can help bring this to a speedy closure. It is obvious that Brother Machine is in a confused state, and needs the Church™s assistance this cold and frosty morn.
Any sightings, or rumors of sightings, should be reported here. Security is patrolling the board (and Freehold Proper) as we speak.
Thank you.
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