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Default Re: Jesus Replaces Tim Tebow - 09-24-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden View Post
Dear Mayor Hold;
I admit that I was a little disappointed by the content of your post. Based on the thread title, I thought that Jesus Himself was taking over Tim Tebow's spot on his football team. That probably was silly as I cannot imagine Jesus playing football in any other state save for Texas, where I understand that the sport is regarded as a religion.
Mr. Brother Tebow was probably wise to leave the sport given that he was asked to play for New York, which is an atheist hellhole clothed in skyscraper finery, and then was slated to play for the city of Philadelphia, which is a hotbed of Quaker treachery.
Thank you for those thoughts, Sister Handmaiden.

Personally, I was always a little disappointed in Tim Tebow because he slighted Landover Baptist in favor of Pat Robertson. I'm hoping we reach Carson Wentz before the other big moneyed evangelists haul him off for their own purposes. Carson is from a city just up the road from Freehold, Bismarck, ND, and I'm hoping to snag him for a little meet and greet at Landover Baptist Church when he travels back there.

I want him to know there is an opportunity here in Freehold to serve Jesus by raising money for LBC.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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