Re: The Ebonics Bible translation project. -
03-02-2012, 07:51 AM
Following on from our application to join the third world, we have imported some Somalians.
For some reason they were out here (for a short time) last night and as it happened I was in a tree at about 3 a.m. spraying moths. They are quite depraved, I was horrified to observe, and I heard them "talking" to one another. I was reminded of the 23rd Psalm but for their ear it would need to be rendered:
Massa oh massa oh Bwana yo is my pimp fo sho
Lay me down here in da hydro til the water bed ripples no mo
Zip me up wid da good stuff an' hustle me back to yo yard, I'll make ya look good
An' da ho's an da bling an' da Big Black Bentley will no phaze me coz yo rod is fully sick
I'll sit beside yo an' so wot if dere's all dobermans under yo table? I kno dere's plenty fo everyone an' I'll be brimmin'
Cuz yo'll be keepin' 100% an' da shops will neva close.
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