[SUV]

Re: Gingerbread Men (WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

I'm certainly glad that a kindly True Christian™ Man added to the title of this Thread.
It reminds me to close my eyes when I have to Moderate in here

The AxeMan said: "You forgot handsome and brilliant."

If all of this doesn't get Old Iron Crotch in here just a' slavering, God Knows© what will.

[Talitha]

Re: Gingerbread Men (WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

The AxeMan said: "You forgot handsome and brilliant."

If all of this doesn't get Old Iron Crotch in here just a' slavering, God Knows© what will.

sorted

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Gingerbread Men (WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

(WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

Whoops! a warning just in time for me to throw out that batch of, um, offensive dark brown cookie cutter cookies I was baking for my son-in-law and the boys, whip up a quick batch of GODLY uneven and shapeless white sugar cookies instead, shut down my computer and lock myself in my prayer closet with my Bible, before the menfolk get home for dinner (Jesus forgive noddy)

[Nobar King]

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Sister Noddy, cookies should be round, like the halo over Jesus' head.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!

Unless you want to see just how far those Godless Queeropeans have taken perverted cookie making! It's too shameful! Ladies of Landover, I suggest you just hit your back button and forget this thread even exists!
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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Gingerbread Men (WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

Thank you for pointing this out Brother Hatchet. I personally never go into the kitchen because it woman’s work. I had no idea this kind of depravity was possible there. I recall seeing some ginger bread cutter when my panty had got damaged with that little fire arms accident I had in November. Looks like Deloris and Juanita will have some explaining to do to Jesus.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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These vile cooking practices are no surprise. The spice (ginger) comes to us from the heathen chinks and their repugnant culture. Ginger has long been used in the practice of "figging", and is so disgusting that I can only post a link here for those strong in their faith:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

[Mr Godwin]

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(WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

Is there any end to the depravity that goes on in the kitchens of godless hussies behind the backs of their menfolk these days? It's shocking, that's what. I'm shocked. I must say, at least my own mother (like the proper Christian™ widow indeed she is, indeed) has sense enough to bake a tasteful sugar cookie, as round as the halo of Jesus, and snow white with sprinkles and sparkles and icing, a cookie not likely to offend God's own angels, were they to drop in unexpectedly for dinner. That just tickles me pink, that's what.

With Holiday goodwill from the Godwin household, Mr Godwin

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Glory!!!