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Jesus Re: Hell installs wheelchair ramp for Stephen “the demon” Hawking. - 03-15-2018, 06:50 AM

Hawking came to lecture at The New School here in godless NYC once. This was before the good people of Landover Baptist Church led me to the real Jesus Christ of Nazareth. As a papist, I believed the LORD was a very tolerant, passive type of Savior, who would overlook Mr. Hawking's lack of faith and save him because of the prayers said during last rites and the prayers of those who pray for the souls in purgatory. (ROFL that I believed in that nonsense)


Well, I was asked to leave because I kept laughing hysterically every time Hawking would start to speak. I just kept thinking of those episodes in the Simpsons featuring Hawking and I couldn't help it. I just couldn't believe the New School used the Simpsons voice for him instead of his real voice. The usher who led me to the door kept yelling at me, "That IS his voice, m o r o n." Well, I beg to differ. If he was so smart, why would he want to speak in such a cartoon voice?


I am sure my parents are praying for him right now because they pray for a lot of dead people as per the doctrine of purgatory. Ridiculous papist heathens. It just makes me even more grateful for the ministry of this church - God's TRUE church.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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