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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
As we know, waitresses are money-grubbing lazy socialists who earn a paycheck for the simple task of writing down your order and bringing you your food, and they didn't even cook it, then they expect you to give them even more money beyond the cost of your meal!
Well, there is a way to save money while eating out and give those waitresses the best tip they will ever receive... BIBLE TRACTS!
Some great examples are the ones you can get from Bible Truth Publishers.
This is my favorite one they sell.
However, these aren't as eye-catching as the best tip tracts ever. Instead of a pretty picture, why not leave a tract that looks like money?
http://christiandollarstore.com/5bimotr.html
http://www.jamesrussellpublishing.bi...tractfool.html
Not only will the waitress appreciate the message of salvation, she will also appreciate the humor!
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That right there is the real test as to whether or not a waitress happens to be Godly (rare indeed!) or not -- whether she will appreciate her lack of a tip for the Message of Jesus. Materialistic women are everywhere, but those relatively few out there who are Christian will be more than willing to work their fingers to the bone for nothing but the humble reward of salvation.