You know, I had no idea that one of the various names for a cat is also the name for a woman's... you know.
There I was, JesOS™ freshly installed, and I decided to test it out and search for some pictures of young women playing with sweet kitties to share with our own delightful Petal (who has been a little down in the dumps lately
it's true), when the next thing I know, Landover Security was at my door!
After spending the next five hours explaining myself to a trio of pastors, everything was sorted out and I was allowed to return home with the provision that I only search the words "cat", "kitten", and "kitty" or their plurals from now on if I want to find pictures of these delightful creatures.
PRAISE JESUS! This operating system works better than I could ever have hoped for! Now we finally have safe computing for all True Christians™, children and adults alike!