Re: I'm thinking about coming out, pastoral advice -
03-21-2014, 07:03 PM
Dear New Friend,
When you are about to come out, you want the world to know that you love Him so, relax. If you need Him, call Him. No matter where you are, no matter how far. Just call His Name, and He'll be there in a hurry. On that you can depend and never worry. No wind, nor rain, nor winter's cold can stop Him, Nancy, Nancy, if He's your Goal. I say again:
No wind, nor rain can stop Him Nancy, if He's your Goal. Ain't no mountain high enough - ain't no valley low enough - ain't no river wide enough,
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Just watch out for suicide bombers - but even those are nothing when it comes to our LORD - He will be with you. I'll be on my knees on your behalf, dear.
Dear JESUS: Please let your Holy Spirit enter this young man and grant him the courage, wisdom, and tact to ejaculate your words to the unwashed and unsaved. May he always be strong, hard, and raging to spread the Good News of the Gospel of Your Salvation, and may he forever be a soldier in the Army of Christ, prepared at any instant to fight the foes that try to corrupt men's souls. I pray in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS,
Amen and Amen! GLORY!
Let Sister Naomi comfort you as you endure this special test of faith.
NRL
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