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Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is? Free ham.
Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is? Free ham.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Why don't you read theOriginally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
and 
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worshiping calflick?
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Originally posted by Alan Roberts Jr. View PostWhy don't you read the and , you worthless worshiping calflick?
As much as we all hate the cathlics, that's not a very funny joke.
Try something like this:
For a catholic priest, what's the worst part about having sex with 8yr olds?
A) getting the blood out of their clown suitsPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Why do women bleed from their cooters?
Because they are inferior to men according to the KJV Bible, God's Holy Word.
(If I was a woman I would totally kill myself!)The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Hitler and Stalin are sitting at the bar. A patron walks up to the bar and asks the barman if that's Hitler and Stalin sitting over there. He says yes. The man goes over to Hitler and Stalin and asks what they are doing. "We're planning world war 3" says Stalin. "We're going to kill 14 million jews and 1 bike repair man" says Hitler "Why the bike repair man?" The patron asks. Hitler says to Stalin "See? I told you no one would ask about the jews."Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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I have a friend who is tainted with Jew blood, though he is saved. Praise God!
He says he's just a little bit Jew. He just got the guilt and, of course, he doesn't pay retail.
Here is a manly joke, though it is a bit risque:
Man and wife, married for 30 years, sitting and having coffee on a beautiful morning.
She asks him if he would get married again if she died. He is shocked and says "Why do you have to bring something like that up?" and he won't talk about it at all. Later she asks again. Same response.
For days she brings it up and finally he "Yes, OK, if you die I'll get married again". Well, Ok, she says, would you sell the house? No, No, of course not, he says. Would you sell our bed? No, it's our bed, he says. Oh!, she said. Would she drive the car? I guess so, he says, sounding a little impatient. Well, would you let her use my golf clubs? No, no, of course not, he says........she's left handed.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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Here is manly Joke
Obama has stolen the presidency TWICE and destroying the country.
What is the punch line; there is none.
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Q: Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses?
A: Italians don't like any witnesses.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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How do you call an arab with a goat and a camel?
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Whats the difference between a porcupine and a catholic church?
The porcupine has its pricks on the outsidePsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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What's the similarity between a priest and a pint of guiness?
If you get a bad one of either you end up with a sore ass.Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.Comment
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NAG NAG NAG
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to
be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed
off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright,
had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
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There's a company in Texas getting harassed for making these decals for manly pick-up trucks. I'm going to send away for a few dozen to had out as Christmas gifts this year. The liberals and feminazis are trying to shut them down.
I think it's pretty funny.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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My eyes must be failing me as I was unable to make out the ropes or cement blocks on her ankles.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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