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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Brother Tannor I do agree that just the thought of Julie Andrews will cause the shrinking of any Christians Willy, the aspect of using Nasty Nancy Pelosi's photo is a form of masochism, she is rather sadistic. Myself I have a life size painting of Jesus.
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I don't know, Brother. Usually thinking of Jesus fills my heart with fervor for the Lord, but when those despicable urges arise, More fervor isn't really the thing I need.
Nowadays I prefer to open my Bible and read either from Leviticus chapters 1-7 or chapters 1 Chronicles 1-9. Those are guaranteed to make you forget any excitement you might have felt.
I previously tried Song of Solomon, Ezekiel and Revelation, but they didn't work that way.