[Mother Of Seven]

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A young boyAnd living all alone in this guest house as a secret of your Pastor ?

Isnt this highly suspicious ? Perhaps your Pastor Zeke is a Pastopäderast

Only a papist paedophile could suspect that. It is no doubt what you would do. Anybody who know Pastor Zeke knows that he is beyond sin; he is the closest of all living beings to Jesus Christ our Lord. Shame on you for doubting otherwise.

[Regens Kuechl]

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Only a papist paedophile could suspect that. It is no doubt what you would do. Anybody who know Pastor Zeke knows that he is beyond sin; he is the closest of all living beings to Jesus Christ our Lord. Shame on you for doubting otherwise.

Still we have to check if the youth could not be an Original Apostle
Do you wish to give me the adress so I can visit and inspect the young boy very closely?
I mean; If the Pastor does not care, why let an good oppurtunity go to waste?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Still we have to check if the youth could not be an Original Apostle
Do you wish to give me the adress so I can visit and inspect the young boy very closely?
I mean; If the Pastor does not care, why let an good oppurtunity go to waste?

Filthy godmocking papists from Finland are not allowed in Freehold, so you won't be "inspecting" anything.

I seriously doubt that my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy is related to any of the 12 Apostles.

We have 3 Pastors at LBC who can trace their line directly from an Apostle. I won't say who unless you're a Platinum Tither or above.

[Regens Kuechl]

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And we know that it's a waste of time looking for Simon/Peter that one is long gone to heaven.

John 21:18

Verily, verily, I say unto thee, When thou wast young, thou girdedst thyself, and walkedst whither thou wouldest: but when thou shalt be old, thou shalt stretch forth thy hands, and another shall gird thee, and carry thee whither thou wouldest not.

There is unquestionable proof that Saint Peter was still alive at least in the year 755
For in that year he wrote a letter to Pepin the Short, king of the franks in which he beseeched him to war agaist the langobards to protectc the holy Papacy and Rome
Before that, Pope Stephan II did everything to persuade Pepin to start this war, but he was not willing, in spite of Stephans urging letters.
But then came a letter from the Holy Saint Peter in which the Apostle personally made clear to king Pepin that he must always obey the Holy Stool in Rome and at once start the war againt the langobards who threatened it. Saint Peter guaranteed heaven as the reward, but fiercely he spoke of hell that awaited if Pepin would refuse
Pepin obeyed of course, and the further proof of authencity and also proof that the Papacy really always speaks as Saint Peter would is the fact that the holy letters tone sounded remarkably like Pope Stephan himself had written his letters to Pepin before that. Isnt that sensational?

[see_the_light]

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There is unquestionable proof that Saint Peter was still alive at least in the year 755
For in that year he wrote a letter to Pepin the Short, king of the franks in which he beseeched him to war agaist the langobards to protectc the holy Papacy and Rome
Before that, Pope Stephan II did everything to persuade Pepin to start this war, but he was not willing, in spite of Stephans urging letters.
But then came a letter from the Holy Saint Peter in which the Apostle personally made clear to king Pepin that he must always obey the Holy Stool in Rome and at once start the war againt the langobards who threatened it. Saint Peter guaranteed heaven as the reward, but fiercely he spoke of hell that awaited if Pepin would refuse
Pepin obeyed of course, and the further proof of authencity and also proof that the Papacy really always speaks as Saint Peter would is the fact that the holy letters tone sounded remarkably like Pope Stephan himself had written his letters to Pepin before that. Isnt that sensational?

Loose lips sink ships, and I see why the cat-a-licks are sinking faster than the Titanic!

You have absolutely no shame of your lies!

May GOD have no mercy on your boastful impersonations.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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I think it safe to say that by now The Apostles (Judas aside) are long from this earth and by the side of Jesus in Heaven.

The idea of immortal Apostles is something one would expect from the Joseph Smith/magic underwear crowd (See: The three Nephites) and should be left to fringe groups and cults who are not truly aligned with Christianity...

... oh wait... we are talking Landrover Baptwits here so all bets are off.





Bless you, my gaumless gallionics,
Father Mo




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[Regens Kuechl]

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I think it safe to say that by now The Apostles (Judas aside) are long from this earth and by the side of Jesus in Heaven.

The idea of immortal Apostles is something one would expect from the Joseph Smith/magic underwear crowd (See: The three Nephites) and should be left to fringe groups and cults who are not truly aligned with Christianity...
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You are ignoring the fact that the Immortal Apostles are undeniably scriptural

But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God. - Luke 9:27

Yes, Joseph Smith took many elements from the bible and worked them over and reused them in the Book of Mormon - but that doesnt mean that the bible lies.
The three Immortalo Nephites are no doubt a plagiat of the Immortal Apostles - so what ?
And to name another example : The unbeliever Alma, who was struck down temporarily by god and became a great prophet as a result is no doubt a plagiat of Saint Paul. Following your logic Saint Paul would have never existed

But lets not give a Baptist church reason to laugh about two Roman Catholic who debate the Book of Mormon in their forum. Instead work here with me, my coreligionist, to find out more about the Immortal Apostles

If you do that I will offer you some ministrants I tired of, just like joseph Smith used to offer Brigham Young those of his wifes he tired of. What do you say?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Oh look: two mackerel-snappers having a tiff.



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Zech

[Regens Kuechl]

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My dear fellow true Christians

The Question about the whereabouts, number and names of that apostles who still walk the earth has to be pursued further because I am sure that every true Christian is interested to know

Luke makes it clear that they among us today:

But I tell you of a truth, there be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the kingdom of God. - Luke 9:27

And it is said that it was John who wrote more about immortality than anyone else in the bible.

Like John 11:24-25-26-27 where he writes about ETERNAL LIFE.

24Martha said to him, I know that he shall rise again in the resurrection at the last day. 25Jesus said to her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believes in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: 26And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die. Believe you this? 27She said to him, Yes, Lord: I believe that you are the Christ, the Son of God, which should come into the world.

And of course there is John 21:22

22 Jesus saith unto him, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? follow thou me.

Lets start our inquiry with the possible meaning of the word "some"(out of twelve). Logically it means a number from three to eleven apostles being still alive on this good planet earth.

I suggest as the next step that we good Christians together try to consult the many written down works of Catholic Church History which were all written by good Catholic Scribes and Saints and therefore can contain neither flaw nor forgery

Therein together we will find where in the past one or the other apostle could have appeared or is sure to have left his mark amid the centurys

Above I already gave the example of Saint Peter who wrote personally a letter to King Pippin in the middle ages, therefore proving himself still alive

[Regens Kuechl]

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Dear Brothers in Christ

Finally my research about the question who of the twelve apostles can be assumed to be still alive beared first Fruit

Yes; I found a lead in the holy bible itself and in the writings of the young church.

There is one apostle who definitely was part of the twelve when Christ made his promise in Luke 9:27

But he must be an Immortal because he hangs himself in Matthew 27:5 while we find him alive again in Acts 1:18 where he seemingly takes deathly fall.

Next thing we know is that Papias an Apostolic Father, Bishop of Hierapolis and author who lived circa 70-163 AC lets us indirectly know that both fatalitys could not kill this apostle, because Papias writes he died of an horrible illness.

Needless to say that an Immortal who survives hanging and later a fatal fall can by all means be assumed to not really die on a deathly illness.

Judas Iskariot, the twelfth apostles must be one of the immortal apostes that still dwell among us.
Living on earth and seeking out the companionship of true Christians.
He may have the habit to give them brotherly kisses.
Or he may have the habit of going to church very often to get forgiveness.

So I especially advise all citizens of Freehold to think hard by whom they were kissed recently - It could well have been Judas in disguise.

I also advise that when you go to church next time do very closely observe your neighbors and also the preacher.

Anyone there could be Judas in Person. Anyone

[Didymus Much]

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...Next thing we know is that Papias an Apostolic Father, Bishop of Hierapolis and author who lived circa 70-163 AC lets us indirectly know that both fatalitys could not kill this apostle, because Papias writes he died of an horrible illness...

So the Bible says one thing, and someone claims this "Papias" says something else, and you think Papias is telling the truth, therefore you don't believe the Bible.

You don't believe the Bible, so please stop claiming to be Christian.

[WWJDnow]

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Wasn't Judas Iscariot active in the metal scene in the 1990s?

[Adam Fag]

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I know! I know! They're yetis!

Psalms 83:3 They have taken crafty counsel against thy people, and consulted against thy hidden ones.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I know! I know! They're yetis!

Psalms 83:3 They have taken crafty counsel against thy people, and consulted against thy hidden ones.

That doesn't make any sense. While we might like to think of them all in Heaven worshiping Jesus and singing His Praises (with the exception of Judas, of course, whose bowels are probably still being stuffed inside him just so he can relive the experience of them exploding out of his body every day in Hell - like Prometheus, but less pagan like and more Satanic obviously), the fact is, that's a silly idea.

The gang's not all here

Brother Bob4God is absolutely right. Some of these guys must be hanging around, and probably in Freehold, too. We know there is no "Assisted Living" facilities, no "Old Folks Homes" here. Those too lazy or too stubborn to go meet their Maker aren't coddled here, that is for sure. So they're probably out somewhere. I notice neither Cranky nor Hatchet have stepped forward to admit being BFF's with Jesus (in the flesh, as opposed to Spiritual BFFs like me and Jesus), so either they have some super secret mission to conduct, or they forgot, or some other old man in church is using Grecian Formula to hide his identity. I can't imagine any one of Jesus' former BFFs would be a meterosexual, but stranger things have happened.

[Regens Kuechl]

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So the Bible says one thing, and someone claims this "Papias" says something else, and you think Papias is telling the truth, therefore you don't believe the Bible.

You don't believe the Bible, so please stop claiming to be Christian.

My dear son Didymus, please do not so painstakingly doubt the truth like your one famous apostolic namesake nor be a "blind theologian" like your other coptic Namesake. I do not even know if you are a copt. Are you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didymus_the_Blind

I never doubted the Bible, instead I marked that Papias was another witness to its truth
I wrote:
Judas Iskariot must be an Immortal because he hangs himself in Matthew 27:5 while we find him alive again in Acts 1:18 where he seemingly takes deathly fall.

So far the Bible itself shows my Judas theory true - and Papias simply bears witness to the truth of Judas biblically assured immortality

Remember that Judas is not the only biblical or biblical times villain who gained immortality to still dwell among us and not in

The first murderer, Cain, could also be still alive according to Genesis 4:11-15
And for a second further example: We all know Ashaver the eternal Zionist doesnt die

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew