[incapableofthought]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Totally on your side Baptist brothers!!

I recently shared a similar experience with my secular 'doctor'. However, when he put his finger up my rectum... I found that I quite enjoyed it. I even called him after to set up another appointment so that I could experience the feeling again.

I'm so confused, since God loves everyone, shouldn't he love me even though I like it up the anus .

[James Dewitt]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

Totally on your side Baptist brothers!!

I recently shared a similar experience with my secular 'doctor'. However, when he put his finger up my rectum... I found that I quite enjoyed it. I even called him after to set up another appointment so that I could experience the feeling again.

I'm so confused, since God loves everyone, shouldn't he love me even though I like it up the anus .

You sir are a sick, sick, sick bastard. God hates Homers! The only thing I felt other that his fat sausage like fingers, was violated.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am thinking of getting a bi-annual prostate exam from now on. The montly exams I've been having for the past eight years have not detected anything other than a particular sensitivity to Peabo Bryson hits from the early 80s, and it's a nuisance to drive all the way to Minneapolis every month.

I sure hate to disappoint my proctologist, though.



He's one of the best in the business.... Yes.... he's very, very good.

Does he do housecalls, Monty?

[MisterM]

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Ok. Now I'm in panic. I have a little operation soon, self inflicted sports injury must be fixed. Nothing serious but...I need to be anesthetize for hour or so. The problem here is that you don't have Christian hospitals or known Christian doctors. So I'm having the operation done in hospital specialized in sports injuries.

If the secular doctors are that pervert, how do I know that I wouldn't be sodomized while sleeping.

Is there chastity belt usable for backside? I think I need to get something like that

[iamGypsywhore]

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i believe someone can die of prostate cancer. I had an uncle who did
So when the doctor checks men's prostate (as homo as it sounds) its slightly beneficial in case they were to find cancer they could remove it as soon as possible and save his life.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

i believe someone can die of prostate cancer. I had an uncle who did
So when the doctor checks men's prostate (as homo as it sounds) its slightly beneficial in case they were to find cancer they could remove it as soon as possible and save his life.

Who asked you, girl?

[Dan U. Holier]

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Do to my age I was told I had to have this done. I won't go into the horrific details but while he was doing it he said to me "don't worry Mr O'fagan, it is totally normal to get an erection during this procedure". I said " I haven't got an erection!", he turned round slowly to me and said "no, but I have".

Mr. O’fagan did you check what kind of probe was he using? Homers are tricky bastards.

YiC

Dan

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

i believe someone can die of prostate cancer. I had an uncle who did
So when the doctor checks men's prostate (as homo as it sounds) its slightly beneficial in case they were to find cancer they could remove it as soon as possible and save his life.

The truly hearbreaking part is that if your uncle hadn't been a sinner, the Lord would not have been provoked to smite him with butt cancer:

Deut. 28:58-61: If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, [even] great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. Also every sickness, and every plague, which [is] not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.

[Chodugget]

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Oh LORDY. It's TERRIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Oh LORDY. It's TERRIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.

Hello Choad Nugget!

How about moseying over to the Introduction Forum and introducing yourself?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Whattaboss]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

As everyone is aware, the Whitford family faith healer, Pastor Benny Hinn, is a little busy right now fighting some false accusations, so my husband, Mr. Whitford, went to a secular "doctor" on Friday for a slight cough he has. While there, the "physician" said that while Mr. Whitford appears to be a healthy, robust man, it wouldn't hurt him to have a "physical" to ensure everything's "working okay".
My husband was wary as he rightfully doesn't trust quacks who don't have a solid creation science background, and when he was asked to strip down to his underwear he started to get concerned. However, everything seemed to be going alright so Mr. Whitford started to let his guard down.
Then it happened. The "doctor" said he wanted to give my husband a prostate exam. When this deviant explained what is involved, my husband roared in horror, punched the pervert who was coming on to him, and hightailed it out of there!
The punchline? Mr. Whitford is the one who got arrested and is sitting in jail for "assault" as I write this! He wasn't sure about sharing his embarrassing story, but now that he hasn't been able to get released in time for church, he figured it will help serve as a warning for all decent heteros*xual True Christian™ men and so he told me to come tell the tale here with the added apologies of allowing me in the men's forum.

Now for the horrifying part. Please don't read any further without girding yourself in the Armor of God and praying to avoid disturbing mental images!

According to the "doctor", a "prostate exam" involves him STICKING HIS FINGER UP A MAN'S BACKSIDE!

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

If any man tells you he has to stick his finger up your backside to "ensure you are healthy", RUN! Run as fast as you can! No sane man wants to stick his finger up another man's backside, and if you let them start there, there is no telling where it will lead!

Thank you, and once again my husband and I both apologize for me posting in the men's forum.

Prostate exams can prevent CANCER.

So let me get this straight; you now have to be a homer to get a license practicing medicine? There is no other explanation for wanting to stick your finger...in that place.

Being a medical expert is a high paying job.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Prostate exams can prevent CANCER.

Really? I thought the transparent sodomite ruse they claimed was detection?

Being a medical expert is a high paying job.

(Matthew 6:19-21) "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Didymus Much]

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Prostate exams can prevent CANCER...

Wrong. They can prevent premature deaths from cancer through early detection and treatment. Learn2medicine.

...Being a medical expert is a high paying job.

So you want to stick your finger in guys' butts for money? Got a word for people like you where I come from, and it ain't flattering.

[Dan U. Holier]

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So you want to stick your finger in guys' butts for money? ...

Don’t ever trust secular “doctors”; they’re sworn hypocrites! They all have to take the hypocritical oath to practice the “medicine” ethically; is it ethical to sodomize their patients? No! God hates hypocrites (Matthew 24:51); why should we have any patience with them?

YiC

Dan

[nonbelieversdie]

Re: Attention Men: Do NOT get a prostate exam!

sounds like a satanic manipulative trick for doctors to engage in homoeroticism with you