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Dutch Girl
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Re: God Hates Selfies -
03-06-2014, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by
WilliamJenningsBryan
but it's becoming clear that God is not fond of selfies
Yet there is a picture of you on all your posts.
Myself, I love selfies!
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7
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