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  • Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

    Friends, it is very common to hear hippy-dippy false Christians claim that all prayer is equally good to God, or that it doesn't matter how we live as long as we live morally, or some such similar nonsense. This is a very dangerous myth. The Lord is very particular about how He wants to be worshipped.
    Leviticus 10:1 And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the LORD, which he commanded them not.
    2 And there went out fire from the LORD, and devoured them, and they died before the LORD.

    The sons of Aaron offered incense to the Lord when He hadn't asked them to, so He burns them to death. Got that? You praise the Lord when He tells you to, how He tells you to, and if you get it wrong, He'll kill you. Leviticus 10 also carries another good moral message for us:
    Leviticus 10:6 And Moses said unto Aaron, and unto Eleazar and unto Ithamar, his sons, Uncover not your heads, neither rend your clothes; lest ye die, and lest wrath come upon all the people: but let your brethren, the whole house of Israel, bewail the burning which the LORD hath kindled.

    Here, Moses (God's chosen emissary) tells Aaron not to mourn the death of his sons. If God kills your child for worshipping Him the wrong way, it is not your place to mourn God's decision, in case God gets offended and decides to kill you too. Praise!

    The Lord is very strict about how He wants to be worshipped. Look at what happened to Korah:
    Numbers 16:1 Now Korah, the son of Izhar, the son of Kohath, the son of Levi, and Dathan and Abiram, the sons of Eliab, and On, the son of Peleth, sons of Reuben, took men:
    2 And they rose up before Moses, with certain of the children of Israel, two hundred and fifty princes of the assembly, famous in the congregation, men of renown:
    3 And they gathered themselves together against Moses and against Aaron, and said unto them, Ye take too much upon you, seeing all the congregation are holy, every one of them, and the LORD is among them: wherefore then lift ye up yourselves above the congregation of the LORD?

    So, Korah and his associates asked why, if all men are created equal, and God loves all His servants, why should some of them lift themselves up so much higher than the rest?

    4 And when Moses heard it, he fell upon his face:
    5 And he spake unto Korah and unto all his company, saying, Even to morrow the LORD will shew who are his, and who is holy; and will cause him to come near unto him: even him whom he hath chosen will he cause to come near unto him.
    6 This do; Take you censers, Korah, and all his company;
    7 And put fire therein, and put incense in them before the LORD to morrow: and it shall be that the man whom the LORD doth choose, he shall be holy: ye take too much upon you, ye sons of Levi.

    So, Moses challenges him to a kind of "holiness duel". Essentially, he just tells him to worship God, and see what happens.
    31 And it came to pass, as he had made an end of speaking all these words, that the ground clave asunder that was under them:
    32 And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods.
    33 They, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit, and the earth closed upon them: and they perished from among the congregation.
    34 And all Israel that were round about them fled at the cry of them: for they said, Lest the earth swallow us up also.
    35 And there came out a fire from the LORD, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men that offered incense.

    So God opens up the earth, and it swallowed up Korah, and all the men that appertained unto him, and everything they owned, including their houses. Then he burns 250 of Korah's friends who'd offered Him incense. It's important to bear in mind here that these folks weren't being killed for worshipping false gods; they were worshipping God, just not in the right way.
    So, in conclusion, next time you think about disagreeing with me or any of the other Church elders, I'd urge you to remember the story of Korah, and then shut up.

    PRAISE JESUS! (only in the way He wants to be praised, of course.)

    YIC,
    Temperance
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

    Perhaps our little Catholic friends would do well to review what this all means to them!

    Men wearing dresses - forbidden

    Calling priests "father" - forbidden

    Worshipping statues - forbidden

    Praying to gods other than God ("saints" and the "virgin" mary) - forbidden

    Putting "tradition" over Scripture - forbidden

    All these and scores of other basic tenets of their faith condemn them to the same fate as Nadab and Abihu!

    Then what does this mean to our Wicker friends, like Van Hellsmurf? Oh, dear. I do hope she and Lilith straighten up and fly right . . .

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    • #3
      Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

      Praise the Lord, Brother T and thank you for this wonderful message from the LORD!!
      Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

      "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


      "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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      • #4
        Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
        Perhaps our little Catholic friends would do well to review what this all means to them!

        Men wearing dresses - forbidden

        Calling priests "father" - forbidden

        Worshipping statues - forbidden

        Praying to gods other than God ("saints" and the "virgin" mary) - forbidden

        Putting "tradition" over Scripture - forbidden

        All these and scores of other basic tenets of their faith condemn them to the same fate as Nadab and Abihu!

        Then what does this mean to our Wicker friends, like Van Hellsmurf? Oh, dear. I do hope she and Lilith straighten up and fly right . . .
        OYK's your...ahh..."wisdom" (snicker, snicker)...NEVER ceases to AMAZE me. Here love, try this one on....why don't we just say the following as far as YOU holy bible is concerned:

        Living and having fun--FORBIDDEN!

        Breathing--FORBIDDEN!!

        Falling in love and having SEX--ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!!!

        Being a human being---FORBIDDEN!

        Making mistakes in life---FORBIDDEN!!

        Thinking for yourself--FORBIDDEN!!!

        But, love, what might be OK as far as YOUR book of MYTHS is concerned? Oh don't tell me, love. I'll just add the following:

        Being a hypocrite--OK!

        Being a racist and sexist--ABSOLUTELY OK!!

        Being full of HATE and passing it off as "love"--OK!

        Being blinded by self righteousness--SURE OK!

        Judging other people ruthlessly and WITHOUT compassion-THIS is OK for SURE!

        Hating two people who TRULY love each other and who just happen to be of the SAME sex--YOU BET YOUR LAST PENNY IT"S OK!!!

        Being psychotic and on the loose---OH YEAH, IT"S OK!!!

        Being mean, hateful, and spiteful--ALL THIS IS BIBLICALLY OK FOR CHRISTIANS!!!

        Now, love, COME ON!! I mean...really....love...don't you think your book of fairy tales is a bit much?? I DO!!

        You know...ON...YOUR...KNEES...we could go up to the lab and...snicker, snicker...discuss this further....shall we say...over a few glasses of....LMAO.....of.......

        JESUS JUICE
        "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

        "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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        • #5
          Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

          Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
          Being full of HATE and passing it off as "love"--OK!

          Judging other people ruthlessly and WITHOUT compassion-THIS is OK for SURE!
          How dare you! We are full of Christian love and compassion. In fact, we have enough Christian love and compassion to tell people the Bible's truth about their sinful lifestyle choices and what will happen to them if they don't Repent® and become True Christians™.

          Galatians 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

          If I were even half as deep in sin as you (although I have a hard time imagining how I could be), I'd certainly want people to show me how to avoid eternal damnation, so that is what I do for others.

          Luke 6:31: And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

          I suppose that in your sick and twisted secular conception of "love," we should be P.C., avoid telling the truth, and just let people slide into eternal hell. Yeah, that's really loving. If that's your conception of "love," you prancing nancy, you can keep it.
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          • #6
            Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

            Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
            OYK's your...ahh..."wisdom" (snicker, snicker)...NEVER ceases to AMAZE me. Here love, try this one on....why don't we just say the following as far as YOU holy bible is concerned:
            It's not MY Holy Bible. It's GOD'S Holy Bible!
            You know...ON...YOUR...KNEES...we could go up to the lab and...
            Sorry, TwinkFlame. I don't want to, er, meet Tim Curry.

            Here's a better picture of him, showing his TRUE nature:

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            • #7
              Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

              WOW More Saved than Thou!!

              You're making me SWEAT! You're so....DOMinate!!....SOooo...MANLY and FORCEFUL, love!!

              Would you be interested in changing your name to ROCKY??

              Bye love,
              Twink
              "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

              "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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              • #8
                Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                OYK's your...ahh..."wisdom" (snicker, snicker)...NEVER ceases to AMAZE me. Here love, try this one on....why don't we just say the following as far as YOU holy bible is concerned:

                Living and having fun--FORBIDDEN!

                Breathing--FORBIDDEN!!

                Falling in love and having SEX--ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!!!

                Being a human being---FORBIDDEN!

                Making mistakes in life---FORBIDDEN!!

                Thinking for yourself--FORBIDDEN!!!

                But, love, what might be OK as far as YOUR book of MYTHS is concerned? Oh don't tell me, love. I'll just add the following:

                Being a hypocrite--OK!

                Being a racist and sexist--ABSOLUTELY OK!!

                Being full of HATE and passing it off as "love"--OK!

                Being blinded by self righteousness--SURE OK!

                Judging other people ruthlessly and WITHOUT compassion-THIS is OK for SURE!

                Hating two people who TRULY love each other and who just happen to be of the SAME sex--YOU BET YOUR LAST PENNY IT"S OK!!!

                Being psychotic and on the loose---OH YEAH, IT"S OK!!!

                Being mean, hateful, and spiteful--ALL THIS IS BIBLICALLY OK FOR CHRISTIANS!!!

                Now, love, COME ON!! I mean...really....love...don't you think your book of fairy tales is a bit much?? I DO!!

                You know...ON...YOUR...KNEES...we could go up to the lab and...snicker, snicker...discuss this further....shall we say...over a few glasses of....LMAO.....of.......

                JESUS JUICE
                Make sure you don't spill your Jesus Juice. I did once, and my wife almost kicked my behind over the stains in the carpet.
                Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-13-2007, 06:28 AM. Reason: Profanity removed.

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                • #9
                  Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                  Jesus juice is called Jesus 2 Go as a fast food energy drink. Its made in newfoundland, i went there once. It sucks there, smells like fish and puke. All the damn newfies always getting me wasted.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                    Not surprising as they make a lot of things that smell like puke and fish in New-FAG-land, friend.
                    Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                    "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15


                    "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                      Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                      Jesus juice is called Jesus 2 Go as a fast food energy drink. Its made in newfoundland, i went there once. It sucks there, smells like fish and puke. All the damn newfies always getting me wasted.
                      Well, love, not exactly what I had in mind...BUT.......
                      "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                      "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                      • #12
                        Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                        Well, love, not exactly what I had in mind...BUT.......

                        This revolting sodomite nearly made me lose my last meal! Twinkboy, I know that you think it's funny that you're going to hell, but while you might refuse to get right and get saved, please consider that others here do not appreciate God being mocked!! How would you like it if someone started mocking, uh, what is it that sodomites worship again?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                          Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
                          How would you like it if someone started mocking, uh, what is it that sodomites worship again?
                          My unsaved accountant told me that they worship something called "Share." He didn't explain what "Share" is, but if the homers are as obsessed with it as my unsaved accountant seems to think they are, then it must be a vile demon indeed.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                            Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                            My unsaved accountant told me that they worship something called "Share." He didn't explain what "Share" is, but if the homers are as obsessed with it as my unsaved accountant seems to think they are, then it must be a vile demon indeed.
                            I believe he meant this, Brother MSTT!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Does it matter how we praise the Lord?

                              Oh Dear Lord Jesus protect me! Such pornography is shocking, to say the least. Luckily I am strong enough in my walk with Jesus to resist temptation. Now I must retire to my prayer closet.
                              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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