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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
41. Twinkies! That little yellow lasso-swingin' "cowboy" is filled with "creme" and ready to tie you down and abuse you as his plaything!
And just check out his sissy friends! They look like the Hostess version of the Village People, for crying out loud! The Happy Ho-Homo and Captain Cupcake are waiting to tag-team you with chocolate lust! The Fruit Pie Magician wants to make his "rabbit" disappear! They are all waiting to get you high on sugar and pump you full of their sticky sweetness in a creme-filled orgy of depravity!
I'm going to go pray now. Or maybe have a snack.
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FRUIT pies and FUDGE packers... I should have knowm. and Twinkies are what those homo's call cute young men, right? Where is Anita Bryant when you need here, she knows all about FRUIT pies.