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Default Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys? - 12-25-2013, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy View Post
Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys??


Friends,

Ask any atheist a question on evolution theory, you always hear the same answer : Monkeys.

Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys...

They don't even question it! No, they just take it at face value based on some silly science fiction book by some old dead guy. And no matter how many times you try to explain to them what the word 'theory' actually means, you get the same moronic response : Monkeys.

EVERYTHING comes from monkeys.

Not only that, but they fail to even address the one simple question that the ridiculous evolution theory raises : "If everything came from monkeys, then why are there monkeys still around today? Why haven't they evolved into stuff too??"

It's insane, friends. So, what?? They expect us to believe that humans came from monkeys? That cats came from monkeys? That dogs came from monkeys? That fish and birds and elephants and racoons came from monkeys?? Seriously, how can they seriously believe a monkey could turn into a gigantic fish like a whale? It's retarded!

Or what about a tree? Trees dont even have hair or tails or monkey-parts?? Still, I guess monkeys swing from trees, so they must somehow figure this means monkeys must have turned into them?? A fine example of atheist logic right there, friends, or should I say the lack of it.

Yes, further proof that atheists are just a bunch of mindless braindead sheep who will believe anything that Darwin guy tells them! And he's dead!!! I guess worshipping monkeys didn't turn out too good for him, huh?

Nope, Not. One. Bit. Amen!
lol Your retarded. 'Everthing ' didnt come from monkeys. There were mammals and marsupials long before 85 mil years ago when the first monkeys began. We came from apes known as Homo habilis and they were of the genus Homo, having about the same size as a chimp's brain but were the only line demonstrating confirmed tool use. Maybe read more on evolutionary theory before you critisize it and make yourself look dumb?


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