Re: Almost 24 and Unmarried -
01-20-2014, 09:38 PM
What a most meritorious idea.
Pastor Zeke has a rare eye for fine young gentlemen, firm thighed, clean limbed and eager to be the one who could sire many soldiers of Christ upon decent Christian women.
I'm sure that if you let Pastor Zeke have a taste of your most delicious pie he will select a husky, manly Christian male for you.
But be advised: you womanly hormones will most likely take control so under no account imagine those burly, muscular youths, moving with the unconscious grace that only unselfconsciously masculine males display.
I sometimes look at my youthful, young Nephew and wonder what kind of wholesome manly man he will one day become: but you must not do so.
If you do have such thoughts tell a Pastor, immediately.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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