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Default Re: Is Planet Neptune Gay? - 02-22-2018, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White View Post
If people only relied on the Bible, things would not get this confusing. In fact, counting, i.e., arithmetically observing the stars is ridiculous.

Genesis 15:5
And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars, if thou be able to number them: and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.

This proves that it is impossible to observe stars with mathematics and the whole theory of this gay planet being beyond the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) collapses. Praise Jesus!
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Does this mean that my being bad at mathematics is God's way of protecting me from sin?

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