Since it is mother's day, I have sent an e-mail to my mother telling her how much I despise her.
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Dear mom.
I feel it is my Christian duty to remind you on this mother's day that I hate your guts. Christ tells us in His Word that we are to hate our parents, so I have contemplated deeply the reasons why I think you are a deplorable individual.
One, you raised me Presbyterian. In the Presbyterian church I was taught many heresies. I owe all of my misfortune as a youth to the blasphemous doctrines of Presbyterianism, and your warped and twisted religion.
Two, you did not beat me sufficiently. Every misdeed I have committed can be owed to this failure.
Three, you did not hate your parents as you should.
While I assure you there are a plethora of more reasons why I should despise you, I do not want to grace you with more undeserved attention. Jesus would want me to ignore you to.
Please do not contact me.
Billy Bob Jenkins
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