$4 Billion: The cost of diddling Catholic boys around the world since 1950
For a mere $one billion dollars, Landover Baptist Church would put the final payment on
Pastor Zeke's new jet plane, and send him off in style to show the hungry, ignorant, flea-infested heathen of the world that God blesses people who worship Him with fresh food, stylish clothes, and the latest cell phones, and whatever they want and even things they can't imaging having or know what to do with (Malachi 3:10). Nothing but the best for His Children! And the bonus is, Jesus will come back in a blaze of glory, and fire, and blood, and whisk True Christians™ off to Heaven to begin Eternity (Matthew 24:14; Revelation 14:19-20)!
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