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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
When you put it that way, we are closer than I thought. But somehow, the actual candy needs to burn and cause pain, but it also needs to somehow soothe the pain as well perhaps cause a mild euphoria. Maybe it needs to be candy within a candy, with the hot sauce in the outer layer and some sort of numbing and mildly intoxicating agent, like lidocaine and grain alcohol in the very center?
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Hmm, yes, that would work! A hard-candy core filled with grain alcohol and lidocaine.
And since both of those will wear off by the time the hot sauce moves through the system, the consumer will receive a reminder the next day of what awaits should he ignore Jesus.