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Default Re: The End of The World and The Rapture - 10-15-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
Brother Bathfire, what you say makes perfect sense. The only problem I can see is how do we stop the problem of sluttiness that corrodes countries such as England.
England? What has England to do with anything? Let alone the End of the World! England is often seen as a allegory of Hell. "England", or as I know it, "God's Blind Spot", is a basket case. Why? Because of Socialized Medicine! Remove that and God's Will will be done!

Those whores will die of massive genital warts or whatever it is that God decides - problem solved - case closed.

God gives that sort of disease and also cures it, see (Mark 5:21–43, Matthew 9:18–26, Luke 8:40–56) The curing of the girl who was bleeding from the cooter for 12 years. The principle of cursing women is there but, to prevent us from knowing the Mystery of God, God confused Matthew, Mark and Luke and they are a bit vague on this miracle:

Mark says she was alive, dripping blood and a woman
Matthew says she was dead, then sleeping, and a woman
Luke says she was a child of 12 years and about to die.

I'll leave you to work out God's message as I know it already!





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Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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