Oh! Oh!
Dear Merciful Jesus, sir -
My
, my
... my reason for living! I only exist to glorify You! Thank You ever so much for gracing this humble forum with Your omnipresence.
For Your gift, I am tithing this month's mortgage payment to LBC, which I hear is Your favorite church. I also plan on publicly rebuking the You-mocking whores and blasphemers who have the nerve every year to patronize Seamus O'Sinner's Public House on the eve of Your birthday (it's not open Christmas Day or else those drunkards would be saucing it up then as well).
If there is anything else You want from me (do You enjoy fresh pie?), You have only to ask; I am Yours for the taking!
In Complete and Perfect Adoration
Mrs. Paddy McIrish